For those that don’t know, I graduated from an “alternative” high school. That’s where you go if you drop out, get kicked out, or are just too damn stupid for traditional high school. (That’s like being too sober to drive, ain’t it?) The student body consisted mainly of gang members and pregnant girls, and most of them were just plain stupid. In addition to this gem, I also overheard “the sun is the largest star in our atmosphere.” To put it another way, to pass your classes you pretty much just had to show up. Not even do anything, just be in class. Most of these people couldn’t handle that.

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