Oh, I’m gonna get some hate mail for this one… Just let me state that this is a joke. (A JOKE!? In a COMIC!? NOOOO!) I like Squier. I like guitars. I just like insulting guitarists a little better.

For those of you who can’t be bothered to use Google, Squier is Fender’s bargain brand. For the most part, they sell cheap versions of Fender guitars, such as my Strat.