What? Pencils have barrels. Non-heretical mechanical pencils do. What, that gun euphemism? If I recall correctly, you sight down the barrel. If you’re being shot at, you’re looking up the barrel, and won’t be for long if you are indeed being shot at at the time. The title does so make sense! Fine, be that way.

Okay, seriously, how many hells did freeze over? Of course, it’s Howard Taylor. The more it goes right at the start, the more it’s gonna go wrong in the climax. I’ll be surprised if Yoming is still in one by there end of this one.

The planet. That they’re currently on. It’s called Yoming. Honestly, if you have to ask then you’re not gonna care what Taylor writes anyway. Yeah, just keep up the attitude, see where it gets you, buster.

In other news, why didn’t anyone tell me how good Lilo and Stitch was? Disney gets something right for once and it takes me five years to sit down and watch it.

Seriously, though, fucking awesome flick. I’d recommend it, but I’m like the only guy in the country who hadn’t already seen it.