Fucking lame. What makes these cocksuckers think that people would be anything but pissed off at a cold call? (Protip: pissed off people do not buy things.) And what makes them think that a repeat call would do anything even remotely positive?

I’ve found, though, that answering the phone as a business is a pretty good deterrent. Especially when you slip up and answer with “hello,” and get another call the next day from the same guy. It’s strangely satisfying to swear to a complete stranger that you’re going to shitcan yourself for wasting company time talking to a telemarketer.

(In my defense, that Goodman kid has had it coming, the lazy fucker.)