So I read this post at Violent Acres about a guy exposing himself. Honestly I’m just as baffled by this scaring women as V is, though mostly because of the hilarity of any man exposing himself when I’m within arm’s reach of an eleven inch hunting knife.

Girls, I can guarantee this is a universal truth: When a cock and a knife are out, the first thing any man will think of is that their cock is about to be sawed the fuck off. The bigger and nastier the knife, the better. This is eighteen bucks well spent, though I’d recommend a good Buck, I’ve seen them at Wal*Mart for about $30.

What can I say, Texans have their guns, Colorodans have knives. (Not really, we’re almost as gun-happy as Texans. We’re kinda like Texas-Lite.)