Did you hear? Dirty people rarely pay rent on time. Just to make a point, I’ve been late with my rent once in my life. And by “late” I mean “one day after it was due with a five day grace period.” Then again, a week’s worth of dishes for me is two bowls at most, plus a couple bowls on those rare occasions that I cook, and I’ve known the cleansing touch of soap in the last month, so she probably wasn’t talking about me.

And seriously, what the fuck was up with that chick? Some people should not breed.