From the long list of shit I wanted to say today:

“What the fuck do I fucking care if your dog ‘is nice!?’ Getting knocked off my bike doesn’t depend on how cheerful your dog’s disposition is, you FUCKING CUNT. What the fuck is wrong with you, taking three dogs out without any fucking leash on any of them? There’s a leash law in this city for a fucking reason you goddamn semen repository. And what the fuck are your kids doing out with you? Are you fucking collecting every small animal that could run into the street and cause a fucking accident? Are those YOUR kids? What colossal fuckup with all that is just and holy allowed you to fucking breed?”

I have a newsflash for all you dog owners. If your dog just wants to run up and say “hi, wanna be friends,” I AM STILL GOING TO HIT THE PAVEMENT. What’s more, a dog running up to play looks disturbingly similar to a dog running up to commit evil. Which is all beside the point as this city has a fucking leash law!

On the positive, NHB is fucking hilarious tonight. Assuming autopodcaster is actually autopodcasting again, you should totally download the No Holds Barred show for May 2.

Apropos of nothing, I was thinking of starting up a podcast. Just imagine the first part of this post shouted instead of typed. Actually I was planning on doing comics (because there aren’t enough comic podcasts already), but I’m now sorely tempted to just yell for 45 minutes about the complete idiots in this goddamn city. Maybe I’ll do both. It’s not gonna be anytime soon since I don’t have the hardware to record two people at once currently, and I doubt I could do this solo. Even one other person would make this a lot easier. Maybe I’ll see if I can’t talk someone into doing it via Skype or something, I know next to nobody local anyhow. Ah well, random thoughts and more random vitriol. I think I’m gonna try and draw something now.